Aniela Drumonde

Former Editor-in-Chief. Like an ouroboros, her jokes consume themselves until no one knows whether they were ever funny. But they are.

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Literature Major Unable to Let Go of the Myth of Sisyphus

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

“Maybe I need to be bolder,” said Mu. “I’m really trying to push this idea forward.”Photo by Sharon Roth Fourth-year Literature major Cameron Mu has, in her …

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To Anna, The Girl In Front Of Me Who Stole My Joke In York Hall

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

A Hopeful Funeral Dirge

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World Renowned Chef Eats His Words

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

Tepids is reportedly in hot water over the comments he made.Photo by Robin Brewin Duncan Tepids, the “cream of the crop of rising chefs,” and “internet darling,” …

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Susan Bagel: Gingerbread

Written by: Sharon Roth and Aniela Drumonde

A ruminating Bagel, perched atop her suburban fortress, awaiting a man more substantial than the one in her hands. It’s winter, and I wake up cold. …

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Woman Unfortunately Not Haunted by Cool Ghost –– Just Her Past

Written by: The MQ and Aniela Drumonde

Woman Unfortunately Not Haunted by Cool Ghost –– Just Her Past “It’s horrible, I might go insane,” claimed Daniela Rumour. “And not in the fun way …

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Ask Emily Queue

Written by: The MQ and Aniela Drumonde

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Fraudulent Blacksmith Forges Sword

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

“It looks great in my hand but it sucks during warfare,” claimed Jean Dark. “Kind of a double-edged sword.”Photo by Sharon Roth The workshop of Trevor McLintosh …

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Susan Bagel

Written by: Sharon Roth and Aniela Drumonde

Every Sunday evening, I made my beautiful family a scrumptious, rich lasagna. My husband, who slogged through hours of unpaid overtime late into the night with …

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UCSD Spam Quarantine Email Name to be Changed “Out of Respect” for Past Events

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

“Any student who mentions the email will be put in isolation for 40 days,” threatened Khosla.Photo by Robin Brewin This past Saturday, a private meeting to …