"I'm ready to die now. Tonight"
- Katya Zamolodchikova,
The Only High-Class Russian Whore
Former Editor-in-Chief. Like an ouroboros, her jokes consume themselves until no one knows whether they were ever funny. But they are.
M. Q. Dhilla is the embodiment of the newspaper come to life, but that's a secret, so don’t effin’ snitch.
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