Aniela Drumonde

Former Editor-in-Chief. Like an ouroboros, her jokes consume themselves until no one knows whether they were ever funny. But they are.

Features

Dear Emily Queue

Written by: The MQ, Aniela Drumonde and Hanaa Moosavi

ArticlesCampusNews

New Study Finds Lost Keys, Scientist Appalled at His Own Creation

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

West says the next big step is finding where he last parked his car.Photo by Jack Yang R ecently it was announced UCSD can now boast about …

ArticlesCampusNews

Local Student Caught Googling How to Painlessly Break Leg After Rumors of Military Draft

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

Before the hammer was swung, Krohner reportedly cried out, “Stop! Uhh, don’t you think a wrench would work better?”Photo by Sharon Roth Fourth-year Marshall student Tamara Krohner …

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

The New Decade Actually Starts Next Year Because There Was No Year Zero vs. Yeah, You May Be Right, but You’re Still a Nerd

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

Point: The New Decade Actually Starts Next Year Because There Was No Year Zero I’ve noticed something particularly erroneous in the everyday colloquialisms of my fellow …

ArticlesCampusLocalNewsPolitics

Local Student Seeks to Learn Who Gerry Mandering Is

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

Quill later wanted to find out who “All” was and why they should get Medicare.Photo by Jack Yang First-year ERC student Tara Quill, after just now realizing …

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Suburban Mother Achieves Peak Fighting Physique After Training for Black Friday

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

After preparing for Black Friday, Richards decided to enroll in another strength training program for Boxing Day.Photo by Jack Yang Pamela Richards, mother of four and self-proclaimed …

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Headless Horseman Accepted into UCSD, Considered “Perfect Fit” for Campus

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

The Headless Horseman reportedly felt stress at one point in his life, but “just got over it.”Photo by Jack Yang In a move one anonymous source …

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