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Acronym Creator Missing in Action
Acronym Creator Missing in Action Emmaline Young, Doctor of Philosophy, was recently reported Missing in Action as of Thursday, 10:39 ante meridiem. Last seen getting a …
New Dystopian Factions Emerge From Fanatical Vaccine Recipients
When asked about anti-vaxxers, both sides stated, “Do not speak to us of the heretics — the non-believers. Even a false god is better than none.”Photo …
Ask Emily Queue
Emily Queue here answering your questions like: Can I still eat at Chick-fil-A? At what point is it cannibalism? Am I a fraud?
Diversity Hire Brian, 67, Speaks on His Work at Forever 21
Diversity Hire Brian, 67, Speaks on His Work at Forever 21 Brian Ainsent, who commenced his retirement five years ago, recently began looking for a new …
C’mon Gamers, Let’s Put the Gaming Back into This Gaming Platform!
School always has to ruin everything, am I right? The newest thing it’s been poisoning with its total uncoolness is…
I Am the Gamer Who Doesn’t Understand Buttons: This Is My Story
Let’s get one thing clear: I know what buttons are. I wear pants almost every day of my life. That’s not what this is about…
Can Mario grow a beard, or only a mustache?
Can Mario grow a beard, or only a mustache? Mario is a true Italian man. Every single day, he shaves his entire stocky, hirsute body from …
Area Man Experiences Brief Sexual Thrill After Seeing Someone Unmask
Area Man Experiences Brief Sexual Thrill After Seeing Someone Unmask The emotion Raphael Fratangeli felt upon witnessing a complete stranger’s full, unmasked face was, in his …
Stressed Student Creates New Meaning for March Madness
Followers of Perez are looking forward to moving from March Madness to Apollonian April.Photo by Maria Dhilla Fueled by Modafinil and four carefully curated Spotify playlists, fourth-year …
Elderly Welder Welding Wedding Rings Welcomes Internet Flame
While weddings between welders are beautiful, 50 percent of scrap is taken in the divorce.Photo by Jack Yang The TikTok algorithm has birthed another viral video from …
