Volume 28
Nintendo Accidentally Sues Itself After Remaking its Own Game
Nintendo Accidentally Sues Itself After Remaking its Own Game Nintendo’s legal department recently announced that they will be pressing charges against the creators of “Donkey Kong …
Online Proxy Warrior Stuck in Infinite Loop
“This guy is a moron,” said Pheer, responding to his own tweet.Photo by Yuri Bukhradze Kyle Pheer, an online proxy warrior, is reportedly stuck in an infinite …
Susan Bagel
Every Sunday evening, I made my beautiful family a scrumptious, rich lasagna. My husband, who slogged through hours of unpaid overtime late into the night with …
Local Gamer Releases Manifesto on Video Game Monetization
One commenter wrote, “They need to make the Minecraft boobs not square anymore.”Photo by Jack Yang Early last week, local San Diego gamer Huey D. Louie released …
UC Campuses Criminalize USB Drives to Combat Illicit Black Market Dealing
UC Campuses Criminalize USB Drives to Combat Illicit Black Market Dealing Pandemonium swept across campus last Wednesday following the announcement prohibiting the possession of USB drives …
UCSD Turns Class Selection Process Into a Gacha Game
“It’s like this thing is rigged so that I don’t get what I want,” complained one student.Photo by Jack Yang In an effort to make the class …
Pro Unreal Tournament Player Reflects on 9/11
Pro Unreal Tournament Player Reflects on 9/11 Jerry Stern, former professional player of the Unreal Tournament titles, has reflected on the events that took place during …
The MQ Commits the Perfect Crime
STEPS FOR THE PERFECT CRIME Step 1. Wake up, fresh faced, ready to take on the morningStep 2. Put on a cute, but comfortable outfit!Step 3. …
San Diego Vaccination Site Incentivizes Vaccine with Barrels of Funfetti Frosting
“Getting vaccinated sure is addicting,” said Schmobby. “I’m already on my third card.”Photo by Robin Brewin With COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations on the rise, local governments …
