Volume 28

ArticlesNewsTech

Online Proxy Warrior Stuck in Infinite Loop

Written by: Andrew Sitko

“This guy is a moron,” said Pheer, responding to his own tweet.Photo by Yuri Bukhradze Kyle Pheer, an online proxy warrior, is reportedly stuck in an infinite …

Features

Susan Bagel

Written by: Sharon Roth and Aniela Drumonde

Every Sunday evening, I made my beautiful family a scrumptious, rich lasagna. My husband, who slogged through hours of unpaid overtime late into the night with …

Features

Worst Campus Jobs

Written by: The MQ

Briefs

Nintendo Accidentally Sues Itself After Remaking its Own Game

Written by: Yuri Bukhradze

Nintendo Accidentally Sues Itself After Remaking its Own Game Nintendo’s legal department recently announced that they will be pressing charges against the creators of “Donkey Kong …

ArticlesLocalNewsTech

New Sticky Notes Sell Out After Gaining Massive Hype

Written by: Sharon Roth

One Typebeast said, “Damn, I sure hope this fad sticks.”Photo by Sharon Roth Ever since their launch in August, textured sticky notes have dominated the famously bloodthirsty …

Sunday Comics

Dear Evan Hansen, I’m Scared

Written by: Sharon Roth

By Sharon Roth

ArticlesLocalNews

LEGO US Releases Nation Building Sets, Parts Recalled for Injuring Future Generations

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

China has reportedly been buying the LEGO sets in large numbers, eager to get a sneak peek at US military designs.Photo by Maria Dhilla In what one …

Sunday Comics

UCSD Return to Learn Meeting

Written by: Miranda May

By Miranda May

ArticlesCampusNews

UCSD to Give Out Commemorative Tents to Students as a Solution for the Housing Crisis

Written by: Jacob King

“As a Muir student, I’m really digging the return to nature. But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss running water,” admitted Bartlett.Photo by …

Sunday Comics

Terms and Conditions

Written by: System32

By System32