Volume 27
Rising Sea Levels Threaten Minecraft’s Coasts
As Minecraft tunnels towards its next update, version 1.17, players rejoice in looking forward to…
Gerrymander US Districts in Gerry Mandering’s Long, Oddly-Shaped, Suspiciously Specific Adventure!
Pack all the Democrats in your area into your living room for this grand old party game! Gerry is Texas’ second congressional district, but he’s the first anthropomorphic congressional district…
New Smash Character: Just A Sword
During the last Mini Direct presentation, Nintendo revealed the long-awaited fourth DLC character for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Nintendo Announces Fire Emblem: Chess
Tackle strategic challenges and become a grandmaster in the newest entry to the beloved tactical RPG series! Introducing Fire Emblem: Chess…
Should Guiseppe Mario be in jail? Is he innocent or guilty?
Should Guiseppe Mario be in jail? Is he innocent or guilty? While we’re sure that’s a question that’s on a lot of peoples’ minds, it’s Nintendo …
What is Professor Oak’s academic certification?
What is Professor Oak’s academic certification? Oak started his career as an undergraduate studying critical gender studies at the University of Kanto Celadon before flunking out …
CD Projekt Red: “You Live in a Simulation. Our New Game will Prove it.”
This morning, Polish video game developer CD Projekt Red posted a video to their Twitter detailing their next “earth-shattering” project…
Can Mario grow a beard, or only a mustache?
Can Mario grow a beard, or only a mustache? Mario is a true Italian man. Every single day, he shaves his entire stocky, hirsute body from …
What Faction Will You Choose in Halo 2?
In the next installment of the hit game Halo comes Halo 2, now with more characters! We all know who Master Chief is, but do you know…
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax?
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax? That’s a good question. Xanax is a prescription sedative used to treat anxiety and panic disorders, so based on your …
