Volume 27

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Ringing In Area Woman’s Ears Found to be Tinnitus, not Klaxons Signaling the End of Days

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

The doctor asked whether payment through mail was okay, to which Jiao responded, “Nothing gets through my chainmail.”Photo by Jack Yang Area woman Sabrina Jiao was shocked …

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Christian Man Once Again Asserts “Judeo”-Christian Values

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Christian Man Once Again Asserts “Judeo”-Christian Values In an attempt to assert his faith during a discussion about the “Merry Christmas” vs. “Happy Holidays” debate, local …

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You are a robot. Can you find love?

Written by: Sharon Roth

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New Dairy-free Milk Unveiled

Written by: The MQ

Can only be drank once

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Local Dog Competes in Dog Show

Written by: The MQ

Awarded zest in class

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Can you create content for Clickhole?

Written by: Sharon Roth

oops wrong satire paper

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Can you write an essay for your 10th grade English class?

Written by: Sharon Roth

Well, can you? Find out with this interactive click-venture!