Volume 26 Issue 1

ArticlesCampusNews

Stuart Art Collection Unveils Newest Piece to Upset Students

Written by: Jay Noonan

Augin and Carry commented that it was meant as a reminder that “there’s always time to be an inconvenience.”Photo by Jack Yang Last Tuesday morning, university …

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Local Man Studies Abroad, Experiences No Jet Lag Due to God-Awful Sleep Schedule

Written by: Stephen Lightfoot

Maples gets up each morning for a “light jog” around the neighborhood to see the sights, “just like anyone else would.”Photo by Jessica Ma After paying …

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Freshman Convinced They Found Soulmate During Welcome Week

Written by: Hanaa Moosavi

“There’s just something so amazing about an 18-year-old who knows how to use chopsticks,” said Chessit.Photo by Jack Yang First-year Brittany Chessit recently got into a …

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UCSD Student’s Bedroom Confused for Glassware Antique Show

Written by: Dan Kaliblotzky

One of the plates pictured was taken for further inspection after scientists found a culture on it dating back to 2013.Photo by Jay Noonan Taylor Fetner, …

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Local Student Plans to Hit the Gym Over Summer, Resolution Lasts a Week

Written by: Jay Noonan

“It took me like 10 situps to reach the remote, so I think I’m good for the day,” said Wyland.Photo by Jack Yang Second year Sid …

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Local Gamer Returns to Neglected Minecraft Server to Find Ongoing Race War

Written by: Sage Cristal

“It’s all about the framing,” said one pillager analyst on the above image. “What you don’t see here is the years and years of marginalization.”Photo by …

ArticlesNewsPolitics

Democratic Candidates Prepare For 2020 Election by “Practicing Civility and Respect”

Written by: Dexter Hamilton

Glitter from the valentine is projected to last in the Oval Office for three more terms.Photo by Jack Yang Some candidates in the 2020 Democratic primary …

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Sans Announcement Causes Trump to Worry About Skeleton Immigration

Written by: Rowan Hernandez Cosme

After opening the invitation letter, Trump was reportedly surrounded by animated text reading, “Donald Trumps the Competition.”Photo by Jack Yang Over the summer, many fans of …