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Santa Claus is a Filthy Commie vs. Santa Claus is a Greedy Capitalist
Every year, this man parades around, spreading his communist propaganda, and is celebrated for it. Well, I won’t stand for it!
For goodness’ sake, this man spreads…
Grinch ‘Fucking Pissed’
“The true meaning of Christmas is now beating the shit out you people,” said Grinch. After nearly seven years away from the public eye, Ethan Toothstain Grinch, or The…
Science Fairs Replaced With ‘Correlation Fairs’
“If you would consult, well, if you were to consult…umm,” said R.F.K. Jr. In an effort to introduce the American youth to the new government-wide policy of “science shortcuts,” the Department…
Creature Now From Pool Due to Ocean Acidity
He’s not the only one who’s wet,” said one woman, showing her breast. According to a recent report given to the UC San Diego Police Department, a creature that looks “like a weirdly attractive cross between a fish…
