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Stickman Stuck at Dead-end Job
Has no exit strategy
Local Man Claims Cereal Box Art Made Him a Furry
Fox says, “It’s not just a meal, mom.”Photo by Sharon Roth George Fox, a 21-year-old San Diegan and avid fan of breakfast cereal, claims that his love …
Local Bakery Releases New Product
Described as “macawrong”
Area Man to Resume In-Person Conversation Mid-June
After the party, Kalebloomsky said, “The dude I was talking to wouldn’t leaf me alone.”Photo by Sharon Roth It has been announced that COVID-19 restrictions on local …
Top Ten Pairs of Guests to Invite to Your Graduation
Top Ten Pairs of Guests to Invite to Your Graduation Simon and Garfunkel Your two most contagious friends The upper and lower halves of Darth Maul …
Top Ten Last Words
Top Ten Last Words Drunk driving? More like funk driving, hey-o! Haha, you’re on thin ice! Are you sure you put the poison in the other …
Top Ten Best Names for Your Beloved Racehorse to Show How Much You Cherish Them
Top Ten Best Names for Your Beloved Racehorse to Show How Much You Cherish Them Lyndon’s Big Johnson Horse Divorce Nightmare Nelson Piss Biscuit Pulitzer Prize …
Ask Emily Queue
Emily Queue here answering your questions like: Can I still eat at Chick-fil-A? At what point is it cannibalism? Am I a fraud?
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick: A Guide to Becoming the World’s Best Golf Caddy
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick: A Guide to Becoming the World’s Best Golf Caddy Horace Scope, locally-renowned golf caddy, has begun the press tour …
The MQ Goes Off the Grid
We over at the MQ are getting real frustrated with the consequences created by the industrial revolution. So we’ve decided society isn’t for us! That’s right — we’ve offifficially had it. We’re sick of it all: the posturing, the Bechdel Test failures, the targeted Instagram ads getting a bit too accurate for comfort, and the pretentious thinkpieces that are only written to incite anger and generate website views. And so, after the careful deliberation of 10 whole minutes, the MQ is going offff the grid…
