Top Ten Pairs of Guests to Invite to Your Graduation

10. Simon and Garfunkel
11. Your two most contagious friends
12. The upper and lower halves of Darth Maul
13. Ctrl + C
14. The letters M and Q
15. Your cool aunt and her best friend who she sleeps in the same bed with
16. The first two people you messaged on Bumble who said yes
17. Divorced parents
18. Frankenstein and his monster
19. Your mom and me