Top Ten Pairs of Guests to Invite to Your Graduation
- Simon and Garfunkel
- Your two most contagious friends
- The upper and lower halves of Darth Maul
- Ctrl + C
- The letters M and Q
- Your cool aunt and her best friend who she sleeps in the same bed with
- The first two people you messaged on Bumble who said yes
- Divorced parents
- Frankenstein and his monster
- Your mom and me
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