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Top Ten Pairs of Guests to Invite to Your Graduation

  1. Simon and Garfunkel
  2. Your two most contagious friends
  3. The upper and lower halves of Darth Maul
  4. Ctrl + C
  5. The letters M and Q
  6. Your cool aunt and her best friend who she sleeps in the same bed with
  7. The first two people you messaged on Bumble who said yes
  8. Divorced parents
  9. Frankenstein and his monster
  10. Your mom and me

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