March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

June 2, 2021

Top Ten Abominations Made by The Swiss Army Corporation

  1. Swiss Army Spork
  2. Swiss Army Navy
  3. Swiss Army Nipple Piercing
  4. Swiss Army Wife
  5. Swiss Army Unstoppable Force
  6. Swiss Army Immovable Object
  7. Swiss Army Gender
  8. Swiss Army Bidet
  9. Swiss Army Clown Car
  10. Swiss Army Condom
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Last modified: June 1, 2021

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