Top Ten Last Words

10. Drunk driving? More like funk driving, hey-o!
11. Haha, you’re on thin ice!
12. Are you sure you put the poison in the other cup?
13. There’s no way UCSD settles academic integrity charges with a duel
14. Oh no, it’s the rabbit that explodes your head!
15. Do you think the guy at the junction will pull the trolley lever?
16. Off or Sixth, depending on how you read it
17. Your gun is no match for my knife!
18. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
19. I won’t regret missing Toyotathon 2021

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