Top Ten Last Words
- Drunk driving? More like funk driving, hey-o!
- Haha, you’re on thin ice!
- Are you sure you put the poison in the other cup?
- There’s no way UCSD settles academic integrity charges with a duel
- Oh no, it’s the rabbit that explodes your head!
- Do you think the guy at the junction will pull the trolley lever?
- Off or Sixth, depending on how you read it
- Your gun is no match for my knife!
- Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
- I won’t regret missing Toyotathon 2021
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