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Local Cat Has Already Lost Eight Lives

Written by: The MQ

He’s not gonna be losing the last one to you

Features

The MQ Avoids the Ides of March

Written by: The MQ

Features

Features

Missed Quonnections

Written by: The MQ

Briefs

Top Ten Ways You’re Celebrating Your One Year Anniversary of Quarantining

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Ways You’re Celebrating Your One Year Anniversary of Quarantining With alcohol Re-dyeing your hair Going on another walk Burning all your masks symbolically and …

Top Ten

Top Ten Top Tens

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Top Tens Top Ten Reasons the Chickens are Staging a Coup Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals Top Ten Lesser-Known Crimes That Will Still Get …

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Ache of the Hummingbird Muffin

Written by: Dan Kaliblotzky

By Hummingbird M. UffinPastry-Adjacent Food Item Everyone asks how the food is, but nobody asks HOW the food is. I have endured true struggle in this …

Sunday Comics

The State of America

Written by: Andrew Sitko

An object and scientific analysis of the mechanism behind how “THE LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES AND THEIR GAY AGENDA ARE COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN!”

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I’m the First Engineering Student Without a Superiority Complex: Here’s My Story

Written by: Gabrielle Hart

By Gabriella HeartEngineering Student I still remember the exact moment when I realized I wanted to be an engineer. It was when I built my first …

Sunday Comics

Hear Me Roar

Written by: Aniela Drumonde