"People often greatly underestimate how much I will inconvenience myself to prove a point."
- Elon Musk,Owner of Twitter
Written by: Maria Dhilla
March 10, 2021
M. Q. Dhilla is the embodiment of the newspaper come to life, but that's a secret, so don’t effin’ snitch.
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