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Fantasy Football Punishment Ends With Three in Jail

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

Fantasy Football Punishment Ends With Three in Jail Every September, millions of people participate in fantasy football. For some, the joy comes from drafting their favorite …

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Cold Fusion Debate Gets Heated

Written by: Everett Ririe

Cold Fusion Debate Gets Heated Cold fusion, a hypothetical type of fusion occurring at room temperature as opposed to the temperature of the sun, is sought …

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San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series

Written by: Theo Erickson

San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series In his new book, Unknown Variables, theoretical physicist Dr. Jamie Close explains how the San Francisco Giants …

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SeaWorld Files Defamation Suit Against Disney

Written by: Amit Roth

SeaWorld Files Defamation Suit Against Disney This month, Disney fans of all ages flooded the seats of their local living rooms to turn on Disney+ for …

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New Students Incorrectly Pronouncing RIMAC

Written by: Connor Betterly

New Students Incorrectly Pronouncing RIMAC This fall, many first-year students have been found pronouncing RIMAC as “lion tree.” This is a notable departure from previous years, …

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Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting

Written by: James Woolley

Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting Photographer Hito Sprintworthy made waves in the art world after traveling six months for …

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Chemist Discovers First Base

Written by: Sharon Roth

A UCSD chemistry lab shocked the scientific community when Erick Menten, a third-year chemistry major, synthesized a compound with unusual physiological effects. Menten first believed the …

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For Local Frog, “It Ain’t Easy Being Green”

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

Listen. Listen! Lean in here. All the way down, buddy. You see where I live? This absolutely gorgeous miniature log cabin is my home. I live …

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UCSD Fourth-Year Refuses To Admit She Has Peaked

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

“I’m embarrassed for myself,” admitted Hester Corduroy. “Even now, I feel like I’m half present — some part of me is looking on in complete disgust …

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“Zoboomafoo” Reboot Casts Jerma as Iconic Lemur

Written by: Andrew Sitko

“Zoboomafoo” Reboot Casts Jerma as Iconic Lemur The children’s classic Zoboomafoo by the Kratt brothers will be rebooted after its original reboot was canceled due to …