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Editorial: I Wish I Could Make a Difference in Politics, but I Don’t Know How
Like many Americans, I want to make a valuable difference in my community, but it can seem overwhelming and hopeless. How much of a difference could …
Study Shows Most Anti-Vaxxers Are Just Kids Afraid of Needles
A report from the Center for Disease Control has found that 95 percent of the anti-vaccination movement is composed of people with a fear of needles. …
Boats Wash Ashore in Revelle Quad After Stuart Art Collection Piece is Mistaken for Lighthouse
Recent heavy rain has led countless of boats in attempt to dock around the Revelle Quad. Sailors claimed that they had mistaken the new Stuart Art …
Local Frat Star Says “Fuck It,” Respects Women
Following a week of continuous drunkenness and intoxication, TriAlpha member Richard McDaniel shocked his fraternity brothers by denouncing sexism, homophobia, and racism in one fell swoop. …
UCSD Opens First On-Campus Medical Marijuana Dispensary
In an effort to raise profits and “student morale,” UCSD recently announced its decision to add a medical marijuana section to John’s Market and rename it …
Hillary Clinton Announces 2020 Presidential Run, Will Do Everything the Same as Last Time
Failed 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton announced this week that she will pursue the presidency again in 2020 John Podesta will serve once again as her …
State of Emergency Admitted as 51st State
Despite common perception, the government instituted a significant change during the shutdown last month — the admission of a new state to the Union. The selection …
UCSD Offers Meth Class After Typo
On January 7, a math professor expressed feeling stressed after seeing the three-page roster for his freshman seminar. A spelling mistake in UCSD’s app, WebReg, led …
Internet Point/Counter Point
Point: The Internet is Broken and I Can’t Find My Email Okay Google, I want my email … Is this working? Forget it, I’ll do it …
New Parents Celebrate Their Fetus’ Genitalia With Cake and Explosions
Last night, parents-to-be Donna and Eric Henway sent out invitations to their upcoming party where they plan to reveal the nature of their unborn child’s genitals …
