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Disneyland and UC System Compete for Highest Prices
UCSD and Disney are also currently engaged in a trademark dispute over the name “King Triton.”Photo by Sharon Roth With spring and summer break just around the …
Burger King Announces New Snakey Shakey to compete with McDonald’s Shamrock Shake
Burger King announced that every Kid’s Shake will come with a free rattle.Photo by Sharon Roth In a new step towards commercializing holidays across the calendar, Burger …
Elon Musk Deemed “Not Morally Ambiguous Enough” to Qualify as Name for Sixth College
Musk later tweeted: “Once I get to Mars, I’ll show them.”Photo by Jay Noonan Last week, UCSD’s college naming committee released their bi-weekly transparency report detailing polling …
We Don’t Need Seven More Colleges vs. But If We Have 13, Sun God Can Finally Ascend to His True Form
Point: We Don’t Need Seven More Colleges UCSD is a big school. Plopped on the cliffs of La Jolla, the top research university has an undergraduate …
New Study Finds Lost Keys, Scientist Appalled at His Own Creation
West says the next big step is finding where he last parked his car.Photo by Jack Yang R ecently it was announced UCSD can now boast about …
New Study Shows Mental Illnesses are Apparently “Not Moods”
Students were dismissive of the movement, with one saying “They should just be more positive.”Photo by Jay Noonan New findings from a study conducted by the UCSD …
Method Actor Revealed to be Crippling Alcoholic Revealed to be Method Actor
Fellow actors claim Dunne is still not over his gambling addiction from “Guys and Dolls.”Photo by Sharon Roth Local San Diegan method actor was recently found …
If the Ice Caps are Melting, Can’t We Just Make More?
By Janet HolmesBusiness major andamateur Climatologist Everyone nowadays is complaining about the ice caps melting without doing anything about it, but the solution is actually so …
Local STEM School Reforms Anti-Bullying Policy to Focus on Nerd Perpetrators
“They make fun of me because I can’t prove Fermat’s Last Theorem,” said Toyle.Photo by Jay Noonan In an attempt to curb bullying tendencies, an elite STEM …
Gamers Encouraged to Vote with “Primary Ballot Any-Percent” Speedruns
Counting issues were later reported due to people clipping through the wrong parts of the ballot.Photo by Jack Yang With voter turnout expected to be extremely high …
