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My Nonprofit Has Made Significant Measures to Stop Global Warming

Written by: Steven Zhou

I have never been more proud to be a community leader in Hell. After thousands of years of drought, fire, and brimstone, I decided that enough …

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Promise You Won’t Get Mad, But …

Written by: Sage Cristal

Promise you won’t get mad? Um, I kind of did a bad thing. But I didn’t mean to do it! It just kind of happened, and …

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Editorial: I Wish I Could Make a Difference in Politics, but I Don’t Know How

Written by: Robert Renfro

Like many Americans, I want to make a valuable difference in my community, but it can seem overwhelming and hopeless. How much of a difference could …

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Editorial: Liberals Took Away My Parental Rights After I Tried to Make Modern Day Cupid by Handing My Baby a Shotgun

Written by: Andrew Sitko

If you ever need yet another reason to realize the end of civilized America is near, look no further than the leftist culture that has stripped …

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Why Does This College Named After Me Have so Little Plant Life?

Written by: Pilan Scruggs

It used to be an honor to be attached to a UCSD college. In the ghost world, I secured loads of connections just by pointing that …

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EDITORIAL: Amazon Prime Student Made Shopping for My First Year of College So Easy!

Written by: The MQ

OMG! You guys would not believe what cute stuff I got for my dorm, all from shopping exclusively on Amazon! From enchanting floral string-lights to a …

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EDITORIAL: Saudi Arabia Bans Online Satire, Finally a Step in the Right Direction

Written by: Matt Olson

Saudi Arabia announced they were finally banning online satire last month and I for one could not be more proud. People have said that the biggest …

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EDITORIAL: The U.S. Abandoned the White Working Class, Now Two Government Goons Are Gonna Raid My Homestead

Written by: Barak Tzori

The upstanding, white, rural, patriotic, liberty-lovin’, hippie-hatin’, community has been left behind. Neglected. Taken for granted. How do you “Snapchat fiends” say it? Ghosted. I’m no …

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EDITORIAL: Watching Drag Race Has Made Me the Best Ally

Written by: Jay Noonan

Before I started watching this show, I had no idea what the gay community was like. I thought it was all those cute boys in high …

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Editorial: With All the Upheaval in Hollywood, Thank God We Have Good Men Like Lauer Submitted November 26, 2017

Written by: Cole Greenbaun

It seems like every day there’s another piece of news all about how a well respected actor, Hollywood executive, or journalist who was considered a role …