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UCSD Student Literally Couch Surfing To Avoid Rent
Police were confused last Sunday when they investigated what appeared to be a landmass constructed of old couches tied together and tethered to a pier. When …
Confused Woman Accidentally Drives to Eighth Floor of Geisel Library
This past Tuesday, construction workers entering the eighth floor of Geisel Library received a shock upon finding a red 2002 Chevrolet Cavalier sedan amongst the bookshelves. …
UC San Diego Offering New Bachelor of Memes Program
Next year, UC San Diego plans to graduate its first class in the Bachelor of Memes (BM) program. The program is an interdisciplinary program between the …
Student Unsure How Person Across From Them on the Shuttle Feels About Them
An anonymous student on the North Campus shuttle going from the Regents Lot to Price Center last Wednesday at 11:13 a.m. reported feeling “unsure” about how …
RateMyProfessors Adds New Varieties of Peppers To Its Hotness Rating
On Saturday, the popular website RateMyProfessors.com revolutionized its rating process by adding more ranking to its “hotness” rating. Previously signified by the options “Yeah” or “Um, …
CAPEs Revealed To Be Elaborate Prank by Professors
After many quarters of professors promoting CAPEs as if they were direly important, a new discovery has shed some light on their real purpose. Local student …
Muir College Announces New Writing Sequence: John Muir Writing Extravaganza
Muir College Writing Program (MCWP) director Carrie Wastal recently unveiled a complete overhaul of the MCWP series. She said that the provosts from the other colleges …
Turnitin.com To Start Accepting Submissions by Fax
Starting April 2018, Turnitin.com, the popular plagiarism prevention tool used by many professors, will start accepting submissions by fax and begin shutting down the online portion …
Political Science Major Genuinely Believes He Will Become President One Day
As a candidate, Stevens is sure that he has what it takes to make it into the Oval Office. Not only did he compete in Model …
Computer Science Department Gets New Lab, It’s Adorable
UCSD computer science students recently had a major positive change in their working environment with a new CSE lab added to the building, named Freddie. Reportedly, …
