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High Schools Nationwide Castrate Student Body as Part of a Sex Education Initiative
As part of a new sexual education initiative that went into effect on February 1st, school districts nationwide have started castrating students in high school. The …
Massive Earthquake Hits Pangea Parking Structure, New Lots Formed
At 10:39 p.m. on February 4, UC San Diego suffered a massive earthquake, reaching an 8.2 on the Richter Scale. University officials have stated that although …
Dating App Matches Students Based on Laptop Stickers
First impressions matter, and if you spend most of your time with your laptop, chances are the first impression of your laptop matters too. This was …
UCSD Instructor Advocates to Change the Name of Finals to “Beginnings”
UCSD art history professor Kathleen Doriente recently set up a GoFundMe in an effort to officially change finals week to “beginnings week.” In a recent interview …
Revelle Student Sparks Controversy Over Illicit Photo of Professor Performing Cha-Cha Slide
Last week, a first year Revelle student reportedly put up an obscene image in their dorm window for all to see. The visual in question was …
UCSD Ends Fundraising Schemes, Has Enough Money to Surpass Khosla’s Dreams
A statement released by UCSD on Friday has confirmed that after ruthless fundraising in recent years for large scale, unspecified growth, the university has finally raised …
Road Closures to Impact UCSD Nature Reserve Following Kaiju Breakout
Last Tuesday evening, UCSD announced to the entire campus via email that construction would result in road closures near the campus’s nature reserve next to MCAS …
New HILD Series to Cover Long Forgotten Holiday Thanksgiving
The UC San Diego History Department unveiled a new lecture series on the history and celebration of Thanksgiving available starting this Winter quarter. The new lecture …
UCSD Restructures Parking System, Now Offering “Go Fuck Yourself” Permits
UC San Diego Transportation Services recently announced a change to the permit system in an effort to address some of the problems with the current structure. …
UCSD Ranked Second Among Universities that Look Like a Shoe From Aerial View
US News has ranked UCSD second among universities that look like a shoe if viewed from a helicopter. This continues UCSD’s legacy of receiving high rankings …
