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In Response to UCSD Spam Quarantine Complaints, UCSD Sends More Spam Emails
“Apparently, a postcard from my parents didn’t arrive because my mailbox was full, but this is well-formatted, I guess,” shared one Warren student after checking her …
New Wave of Construction on Sixth Apartments Makes Students Exit onto I-5
“On the bright side, the construction went straight through Foodworx,” said one student who crossed the freeway and survived. Photo by Jack Yang UC San Diego …
Local Student Mixes Every Single Energy Drink Available, Projected Not to Sleep Until Next Week
After staying awake for six consecutive days and breaking the former school record, third-year Saturn Smith attempted to break the UC-wide record of 11 days. When …
Premed Student Downs Four Red Bulls and Adderall Daily, Believes He Will Be a Great Doctor
UCSD premed student Enzo Stephenson recently posted a photo of himself on Instagram posing at his desk with several empty bottles of Red Bull and Adderall. …
First-Year Revelle Student Actually Reads the Assigned Reading
On February 15, after seeing “see me after class” as the grade on his first paper, first-year Revelle student Adam Sedah has signfigantly changed his academic …
Local Student Pledges to Join Clubs and Attend Office Hours Next Quarter
Local third-year engineering student Abigail Nelson recently promised herself that she would be more proactive in her college experience by utilizing campus resources and social groups …
Canyon Vista Dining Hall to Close After Health Inspection
UC San Diego Housing, Dining and Hospitality (HDH) announced Tuesday that the Canyon Vista dining hall will close on March 23 after failing its first outside …
Student Finds Parking on Campus Twice in a Row
A UCSD student successfully found parking two days in a row at Hopkins Parking Structure. The student, who wished to remain anonymous because of fears that …
Boats Wash Ashore in Revelle Quad After Stuart Art Collection Piece is Mistaken for Lighthouse
Recent heavy rain has led countless of boats in attempt to dock around the Revelle Quad. Sailors claimed that they had mistaken the new Stuart Art …
UCSD Opens First On-Campus Medical Marijuana Dispensary
In an effort to raise profits and “student morale,” UCSD recently announced its decision to add a medical marijuana section to John’s Market and rename it …


