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UCSD Announces Destruction of Revelle, Marshall, and Muir to Make Room for Upcoming Seventh and Eighth Colleges
The world-renowned University of California, San Diego announced its decision to tear down Revelle, Marshall, and Muir Colleges to make space for the upcoming Seventh and …
CALPIRG Hires Ghosts to Harass Students in Their Dreams
UCSD CALPIRG Chair Sophie Haddad announced on Tuesday that the money from the CALPIRG student fee referendum students approved last Spring Quarter will go toward a …
Apologetic Professor “Feels So Bad” About Requiring One Thousand Dollar Textbook
Following the conclusion of the first round of midterms at UCSD, university administrators were reportedly surprised to learn that Professor Rico Goldwater’s ECON 180 class no …
UCSD Introduces ‘Pay-to-Sit’ Classes
“After calculating statistics on class sizes, waitlist enrollment, and similar things, we realized that we had a major problem brewing,” admitted Natalie Jameson, a representative from …
UCSD Implements New “Hunger Games”-Style Lottery to Deal with Overflow
An unprecedented number of students were admitted to UCSD this year, exceeding the amount of available on-campus housing. Overflow students were redistributed around campus as a …
Area Student Breaks World Record for Number of Questions Asked During Single Lecture
Area student Jakob Stokowski broke the Guinness World Record for the number of questions asked during a one-hour college lecture last Monday morning. Stokowski asked his …
Fourth-Year Student Discovers Textbooks Have More Than Just Homework Codes
The reaction by other UCSD students to this post was mixed, though a majority of the comments chastised her for marking the post “FREE” when there …
UC Berkeley Bans “The Great British Baking Show” for “Overly Friendly” Competition
UC Berkeley administration banned the public viewing or endorsement of the BBC television series “The Great British Baking Show” a few weeks into the new fall …
Student Unable to Afford Salt, Uses Chip Dust Instead
With the start of a new academic year, students are publicizing various resolutions. Third-year economics major Antony Brown shared a couple of his in a particularly …
First-Year Student Buys Surfboard, Definitely Ready for College Now
First-year Muir College student Billy Standall decided to purchase a surfboard approximately one-hour after moving-in, in an effort to “properly” prepare himself for his time as …
