Volume 29 Issue 1
Triangle-cut Pizza: The Story of Success Taken Away
I had my first slice of pizza when I was two years old. My grandmother took me to a place in Brooklyn on the corner of …
When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie
That’s lunch!
The Wheels of Comedy Central Are Turning
“It really takes the laughter out of manslaughter,” stated Barney Medler.Photo by James Woolley On Wednesday, at a joint press conference held by the FBI and …
Top Ten Things the FBI Found in Mar-a-Lago
Waldo Home Alone 2: Lost in New Yorkon Blu-ray Love letters to Vladimir Putin A hole that just seems to godownwards forever A life-sized bust of …
Local Horse Opposes Affordable Housing Development in Neighborhood
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades — two things I’ll be chucking at the affordable houses!” proclaimed the horse.Photo by James Woolley In September …
Roommate Wanted
$700/month, $5,000 security deposit 30 sqft. 1312 Lain Lane, La Jolla CA, 92122 Seeking roommate to share a 30-squarefoot apartment. No need to buy your own …
British Currency Depicts Prince William Instead of King Charles III
British Currency Depicts Prince William Instead of King Charles III After the death of Queen Elizabeth II, citizens of the United Kingdom were concerned that they …
Pirate Parrots Display “Matey Dance”
“Ahoy,” chirped the parrot, who then declined to give any further comment.Photo By Julia Wong Dr. Perry Keates, ornithologist, has spent the last 15 years studying …
Fantasy Football Punishment Ends With Three in Jail
Fantasy Football Punishment Ends With Three in Jail Every September, millions of people participate in fantasy football. For some, the joy comes from drafting their favorite …
Cold Fusion Debate Gets Heated
Cold Fusion Debate Gets Heated Cold fusion, a hypothetical type of fusion occurring at room temperature as opposed to the temperature of the sun, is sought …
