Volume 29 Issue 1

Briefs

Fantasy Football Punishment Ends With Three in Jail

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Fantasy Football Punishment Ends With Three in Jail Every September, millions of people participate in fantasy football. For some, the joy comes from drafting their favorite …

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Cold Fusion Debate Gets Heated

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Cold Fusion Debate Gets Heated Cold fusion, a hypothetical type of fusion occurring at room temperature as opposed to the temperature of the sun, is sought …

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Man Who Has “Never Had COVID” Discovers Devastating News About His “Allergy Flare-up”

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“I finally figured out why none of his COVID tests came back positive. He takes the test tube liquid like a shot,” said Alex.Photo by James …

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Ask Emily Queue – Sports Edition

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New False Memory Service Helps Users Pad Their Resumes

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“This new app really helps me sleep better at night,” attested Laina Lightly. “And not just because I have better job security — my resumé now …

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The MQ’s Guide to the Royal Family

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AI-Generated Images to Replace All Art Ever by 2024

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“If I had to describe the type of art I’m making, I would say I’m in my RGB period,” said Hugh Mann.Photo by Julia Wong Last …

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Scarecrows to Be Used to Alleviate Teacher Shortage

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“It is such an honor to be taught by someone who won the Fields Medal in computational agriculture,” commented Ayla.Photo by Maria Dhilla In San Diego …

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Khosla Announces Partnership with Saudi Arabia to Bring “The Segment” to UCSD Campus

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“Mr. Khosla, tear down this wall!” cried Helsing.Photo by Gary Ficks Over the past year, UCSD has promised to increase its housing supply in an attempt …

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SHEIN Starts Selling Clothing Made of Antimatter

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Order tracking has become complicated, as the post office cannot provide both the shipping address and delivery date.Photo by Amit Roth Fast-fashion retailer SHEIN, famous for …