Volume 29 Issue 1

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

“The Mona Lisa Isn’t Even That Great” vs. “So Make Something Better”

Written by: Everett Ririe

Point: The Mona Lisa Isn’t Even That Great Ah, the Louvre: the most famous art museum in the world. Why? Sure, it has more paintings than …

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CHIPS and Science Act Relieves Salsa Surplus

Written by: Everett Ririe

“I don’t know why everybody keeps talking about Taiwan,” said Jaquelin Schwarz. “I think Mexico has the best chips.Photo by Julia Wong Months after the passage …

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Triangle-cut Pizza: The Story of Success Taken Away

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

I had my first slice of pizza when I was two years old. My grandmother took me to a place in Brooklyn on the corner of …

Skyboxes

When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie

Written by: The MQ

That’s lunch!

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The Wheels of Comedy Central Are Turning

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

“It really takes the laughter out of manslaughter,” stated Barney Medler.Photo by James Woolley On Wednesday, at a joint press conference held by the FBI and …

Top Ten

Top Ten Things the FBI Found in Mar-a-Lago

Written by: The MQ

Waldo Home Alone 2: Lost in New Yorkon Blu-ray Love letters to Vladimir Putin A hole that just seems to godownwards forever A life-sized bust of …

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Local Horse Opposes Affordable Housing Development in Neighborhood

Written by: Theo Erickson

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades — two things I’ll be chucking at the affordable houses!” proclaimed the horse.Photo by James Woolley In September …

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Roommate Wanted

Written by: The MQ

$700/month, $5,000 security deposit 30 sqft. 1312 Lain Lane, La Jolla CA, 92122 Seeking roommate to share a 30-squarefoot apartment. No need to buy your own …

Briefs

San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series

Written by: Theo Erickson

San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series In his new book, Unknown Variables, theoretical physicist Dr. Jamie Close explains how the San Francisco Giants …