Volume 27
Rising Sea Levels Threaten Minecraft’s Coasts
As Minecraft tunnels towards its next update, version 1.17, players rejoice in looking forward to…
Gerrymander US Districts in Gerry Mandering’s Long, Oddly-Shaped, Suspiciously Specific Adventure!
Pack all the Democrats in your area into your living room for this grand old party game! Gerry is Texas’ second congressional district, but he’s the first anthropomorphic congressional district…
Nintendo Announces Fire Emblem: Chess
Tackle strategic challenges and become a grandmaster in the newest entry to the beloved tactical RPG series! Introducing Fire Emblem: Chess…
New Smash Character: Just A Sword
During the last Mini Direct presentation, Nintendo revealed the long-awaited fourth DLC character for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Should Guiseppe Mario be in jail? Is he innocent or guilty?
Should Guiseppe Mario be in jail? Is he innocent or guilty? While we’re sure that’s a question that’s on a lot of peoples’ minds, it’s Nintendo …
What Faction Will You Choose in Halo 2?
In the next installment of the hit game Halo comes Halo 2, now with more characters! We all know who Master Chief is, but do you know…
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax?
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax? That’s a good question. Xanax is a prescription sedative used to treat anxiety and panic disorders, so based on your …
Why is Rosalina so tall?
Why is Rosalina so tall? Rosalina is not tall, Mario is simply a short, weak man. Mario’s weak and miniscule height is his penance for being …
Get Ready to Deadname Birdetta in the Long- Anticipated Captain Rainbow: Trans-formed
Fans of Captain Rainbow no longer have to wait for new content. The long-awaited sequel, Captain Rainbow: Trans-formed, is coming to Switch this Fall…
Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual?
Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual? Great question! Originally, when we envisioned the character of Bowser, we imagined a love triangle between Mario, Peach, and Bowser with …
