Volume 27
Daft Punk Self-Destruction in Desert Leads to Robot Strike
Upon hearing the news, the Hubble Space Telescope proclaimed, “I can’t believe my optical processors!”Photo by Maria Dhilla The two robots from the hit music duo, Daft …
UCSD Builds New Student Parking Lot in Juneau, Alaska
“I can see the Russian studies department from here,” said one student.Photo by Maria Dhilla In an effort to address the lack of proper student parking on …
Top Ten Ways to Avoid Zoom Calls
Top Ten Ways to Avoid Zoom Calls Become a vampire and claim the host never invited you Cultivate an image of yourself as a person who …
Top Ten Worst Reboots and Sequels This Year
Top Ten Worst Reboots and Sequels This Year A shot-for-shot remake of “101Dalmatians” titled “Spot the Difference” Another live-action “The Cat in the Hat” The Bible …
Top Ten Ways You’re Celebrating Your One Year Anniversary of Quarantining
Top Ten Ways You’re Celebrating Your One Year Anniversary of Quarantining With alcohol Re-dyeing your hair Going on another walk Burning all your masks symbolically and …
Top Ten Top Tens
Top Ten Top Tens Top Ten Reasons the Chickens are Staging a Coup Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals Top Ten Lesser-Known Crimes That Will Still Get …
The MQ Hosts a TEDx Talk
Why You Should Stop Taking Dozens of Personality Tests and Go to Therapy Instead
The MQ Writes A Poem:
The MQ tries its hand at Poetry.
Chancellor Khosla Finds Holy Grail in UCSD Wastewater
When one of the unpaid interns got their arms chopped off by an overzealous swing, Khlosa scoffed, “‘Tis but a scratch!”Photo by Jack Yang In an email …
