Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Ways You’re Celebrating Your One Year Anniversary of Quarantining

  1. With alcohol
  2. Re-dyeing your hair
  3. Going on another walk
  4. Burning all your masks symbolically and then buying new ones because you still need them
  5. Trying that sourdough bread-making thing everyone was talking about
  6. Saying “Oh shit” to yourself very quietly
  7. Solidifying the COVID-19 vaccine and then snorting it
  8. Talking to someone about what precedented times we’re living in
  9. Pretending you got another stimulus check by spending $1,200 anyway
  10. Singing “Imagine” by John Lennon

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