Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Worst Reboots and Sequels This Year

  1. A shot-for-shot remake of “101Dalmatians” titled “Spot the Difference”
  2. Another live-action “The Cat in the Hat”
  3. The Bible
  4. An American version of “Spirited Away”
  5. A live-action “Pocahontas” featuring Scarlett Johansson
  6. Any movie where the bad guy sits backwards in a chair
  7. “Fight Club” but they talk about it
  8. “The Legend of Zelda” timeline
  9. The film “American Beauty,” with or without Kevin Spacey
  10. My computer

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