Top Ten Worst Reboots and Sequels This Year

10. A shot-for-shot remake of “101Dalmatians” titled “Spot the Difference”
11. Another live-action “The Cat in the Hat”
12. The Bible
13. An American version of “Spirited Away”
14. A live-action “Pocahontas” featuring Scarlett Johansson
15. Any movie where the bad guy sits backwards in a chair
16. “Fight Club” but they talk about it
17. “The Legend of Zelda” timeline
18. The film “American Beauty,” with or without Kevin Spacey
19. My computer