Volume 25 Issue 7
Top Ten Similarities Between Getting a Tattoo in a Kitchen and Getting a Hickey in Your Childhood Bedroom
Similarities Between Getting a Tattoo in a Kitchen and Getting a Hickey in Your Childhood Bedroom You gave them both to yourself You thought you’d have …
Graduating Senior Excited to Study Abroad, Put Off the Inevitable
Hykins was reportedly enthralled when she purchased her “one-way ticket from Berlin to unemployment.” Photo by Stephen Lightfoot In an attempt to ignore the inevitability of …
Point/Counterpoint: Going Pre-med is the Hardest Route a College Student Can Take/Objection, Your Honor
Going Pre-med is the Hardest Route a College Student Can Take By Baxter Washington Pre-med Student Out of all potential career paths college students can take, …
Facebook Launches an Automated Stalking Feature Across its Services
“That backsplash does not go with those cabinets,” commented Zuckerberg while looking through a user’s window.Photo by Jack Yang In a post on Tuesday morning, Facebook …
In Response to UCSD Spam Quarantine Complaints, UCSD Sends More Spam Emails
“Apparently, a postcard from my parents didn’t arrive because my mailbox was full, but this is well-formatted, I guess,” shared one Warren student after checking her …
Local Human-Sized Koi Fish Actually Human Criminals in Disguise
The parents of the perpetrators reportedly tried defending their children, saying, “You know what they say, ‘kois will be kois.’”Photo by: Stephen Lightfoot There has been …
New Wave of Construction on Sixth Apartments Makes Students Exit onto I-5
“On the bright side, the construction went straight through Foodworx,” said one student who crossed the freeway and survived. Photo by Jack Yang UC San Diego …
