Volume 25 Issue 7
Students Prepare for Annual End-of-the-Year Galbraith Book Burning
School officials later declared the book burning event a new part of the Stuart Art Collection and titled the piece: “Disco Inferno.” Photo by Jay Noonan …
Africa Vacation Allows Visitors to do the Things They Never Had
Africa Vacation Allows Visitors to do the Things They Never Had I was called to Africa by a force that I almost can’t describe — it’s …
H&M Mannequin Joins Democratic Primary Race
Trump has reportedly shared many concerns about the fact that candidate Robert Perrson was made in China.Photo by Jack Yang Robert Perrson, a mannequin from the …
Study Finds Increased Alcohol Consumption Correlated with Higher GPA
Luna reportedly tries to keep his blood alcohol levels at the same number as his GPA. Photo by: Jack Yang College students who engage in alcohol …
UC Chancellors Appoint Themselves as Permanent Commencement Speakers
On the topic of how the graduates will succeed in life, Khosla said, “You will not make it on a boat, you will not make it …
Graduating Pre-Law Student Ready to Become Written into Law; No Longer Just a Bill on Capitol Hill
“What happens if I get vetoed? Do I die?” asked Brakelian when she was told she didn’t have the approval of President Trump. Photo by Jack …
Grocery Store Shut Down Due to Unsolicited Hand Holding Incident
Crass was later charged with destruction of evidence for washing his hands.Photo by Jack Yang “Smarts,” a local grocery store located in Youngtown, Arizona, has shut …
Starbucks Announces New Summer Frappuccinos To Retain Customers
One customer ordered their Cheeseburger Frappuccino with “no pickles, light whip.”Photo by: Stephen Lightfoot With summer approaching, the number of social media posts from millennials are …
Area Man Holds Unique Opinion on Abortion That Deserves to be Heard
“I even had to explain to the women what ‘man-splaining’ was,” said “Women’s Advocate” Charlie Miller. Photo by Stephen Lightfoot In response to the recent debate …
Top Ten Similarities Between Getting a Tattoo in a Kitchen and Getting a Hickey in Your Childhood Bedroom
Similarities Between Getting a Tattoo in a Kitchen and Getting a Hickey in Your Childhood Bedroom You gave them both to yourself You thought you’d have …
