Similarities Between Getting a Tattoo in a Kitchen and Getting a Hickey in Your Childhood Bedroom

10. You gave them both to yourself
11. You thought you’d have to take more of
    your clothes off
12. They were immediately followed with a
    family dinner
13. You got an infection afterwards
14. The music didn’t really set the mood, but it
    was a pleasant experience overall
15. You had to pay a nickel to get it done
16. They involved too much teeth
17. Your mom disapproved
18. I t was impressive that they got them in the
    shape of a heart
19. You and your girlfriend got matching ones