Written by: The MQ

Similarities Between Getting a Tattoo in a Kitchen and Getting a Hickey in Your Childhood Bedroom

  1. You gave them both to yourself
  2. You thought you’d have to take more of
    your clothes off
  3. They were immediately followed with a
    family dinner
  4. You got an infection afterwards
  5. The music didn’t really set the mood, but it
    was a pleasant experience overall
  6. You had to pay a nickel to get it done
  7. They involved too much teeth
  8. Your mom disapproved
  9. I t was impressive that they got them in the
    shape of a heart
  10. You and your girlfriend got matching ones

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