Volume 23

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Climate Change Denier Asked for Proof, Points to Rainbow

Written by: The MQ

Area environmental scientists asked Matthew Baker, a local climate change denier and activist, for proof during a debate on the existence of climate change and humanity’s …

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Sarah McLachlan Finally Adopted into Loving Home

Written by: The MQ

Every day in America, thousands of animals suffer from cruelty and neglect. Thousands were rescued last year, and for one Canadian pop star, help finally came. …

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Chinese Students Protest Dalai Lama Speech by Annexing Tibetan Student Association

Written by: Chris Jin

The Chinese Student and Scholars Association has stepped up its recent protests against the 14th Dalai Lama being named the keynote speaker at this year’s Commencement …

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Area Yuppie’s Parents Unable to Pay Bills or Convince Son to “Help out a Bit”

Written by: Lawrence Lee and Barak Tzori

Charles Crosby and Abigail Johnson, parents of young urban professional Edward Crosby-Johnson, received their third late billing notice from Bethesda Naval Hospital on Thursday. Their inability …

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Police Investigate UCSD, Still Unsure If Arsons Were Crime or Civic Duty

Written by: Jay Noonan

On the morning of April 17, UCSD students awoke to learn that four of the Fairbanks coffee carts had gone up in flames in a coordinated …

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Written by: The MQ

POINT: You’re Making Me Uncomfortable With How Frequently You Write Fanfictions Josh, we need to talk. I know that you’re enjoying your … “creative writing” and I …

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Bystander-Performed Surgery Not Completely Fatal, Proves Non-Necessity of Healthcare

Written by: Hannah Rosenblatt

San Diego local Marc Lehman was reported as “still mostly alive” after suffering a severe car crash in early May. Lehman’s survival is being hailed by …

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Graduating Senior Finds Graduated Cylinder More Accurate Than “Eyeballing It”

Written by: MQ Trophy Husband

Last week, graduating senior Hank Marlon had a huge discovery when he was about to enter his last laboratory class, BIMM 121. He came forward in …

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The Wiggles Found to Be Implicated in Dissolution of the Soviet Union

Written by: Sage Cristal

On December 26, 1991 the people of the former Soviet Republics rejoiced at their newly acknowledged independence with the official dissolution of the Soviet Union. On …

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Graduating Student More Computer Than Scientist

Written by: Barak Tzori

Graduating computer science major Ilan Hannan was struck by the realization this week that his degree prepared him to be more of a computer than a …