Volume 23 Issue 3
Point-Counter Point: Bus Drivers
Point: Bus Drivers Should Not Sacrifice a Whole Shuttle of Students for Five Foolish Traffic Violators The trolley problem: a recurrent topic of philosophical and ethical …
Creator of EpiPen Raises Price to One Human Soul
Since 2009, the price of the EpiPen has inflated nearly 500 percent due to Mylan, the producer of EpiPens, overcharging the government and taking advantage of …
Local High School Replaces Free Response Essays with New Improv Writing Curriculum
Wooddard Poe High School, a private high school in San Diego County, has just released their revised 2017–2018 English curriculum, which now features a new focus …
Local Man Almost Gets Job, Dog in Suit Hired Instead
Local man Terry Chien was interviewing for the position of Account Manager at DoorStops International when he was passed over in favor of a golden retriever …
Scientists Confirm Ocean is Really Scary at Night
After years of research and technological advancements, scientists are finally ready to confirm the findings of a decade-long study. In a press conference, lead researcher Karl …
LETTER FROM THE EDITOR: Addressing the Recent Election
NOTE: This is NOT a satirical article In the aftermath of the recent election, and given our new president-elect, we as a publication have decided to …
Area Woman Has Thanksgiving with Family, Decides to Spend Christmas Alone
After spending the most thankful of holidays with family, Janette Spanette told reporters in a press conference that she’d rather spend Christmas alone. “Have you ever …
Local Sci-Fi Author “Overly Optimistic” about Technological Advances in Next 20 Years
San Diego science fiction author Mike Roberts announced on Monday the release of his next book, “Moon Colony: 2025.” The “science fiction masterpiece,” as it has …
The Walking Dead Kills Character, Asian Americans Lose Half of Representation
In the season seven premiere of zombie-apocalypse show, “The Walking Dead,” fan-favorite character Glenn Rhee was brutally killed. Rhee’s death was upsetting to the Asian-American community …
Undeclared Student Appeases Father, Finally Declares Miscommunications Major
Two weeks ago, formerly undeclared sophomore Jared Johnston “finally gave into both his father’s and UCSD’s wishes” and declared a major, choosing to pursue a B.A. …
