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Rats Unionize

Written by: Dylan Towner

UC San Diego’s rodent population has recently received recognition as an organized union by campus administration. The Lab Rats’ 12-month campaign has garnered them protections against …

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Every Time a College is Opened, a Provost Gains its Wings

Written by: Amit Roth

With the opening of Eighth College this year and the anticipated opening of more in the near future, upwards mobility in the provost job market is …

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Dining Hall Workers Can’t Serve for Shit vs. We Serve Cunt

Written by: Millie You

POINT: Dining Hall Workers Can’t Serve for Shit Is it so bad to want for more in life? Is it such a sin to want the …

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Frasier Reboot Meets Expectations

Written by: Theo Erickson

“No man, woman, or child is going to be able to call me a fake Frasier fan,” said Kilometers.Photo by Amit Roth The first two episodes …

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It Takes Forever to Get Anywhere Because of the Construction vs. In My Day, We Walked Uphill Both Ways

Written by: Elise Jonas-Delson

Armed with a summer’s worth of marathon training, enough protein powder to sustain a small village, and the willpower of a proper American imperialist ready to …

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HDH Announces Tactical Operations to Track Down Missing Dining Hall Dishes

Written by: Samuel Ramirez

“I had like five bottles of liquor in my dorm room, but they ignored that to get to my dirty plate,” said one student.Photo by Julia …

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The MQ Plants a Garden

Written by: The MQ

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One TA Can’t Possibly Grade it All vs. It Builds Character

Written by: Annelise McCullough

POINT: One TA Can’t Possibly Grade it All I am writing this message by candlelight — yes, by candlelight, like it’s the 1800s, because I can’t …

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The MQ Presents: PROCEDURE

Written by: The MQ