March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

December 6, 2023

  1. Menstruate
  2. Bribe politicians
  3. Run the dishwasher
  4. Fly to Tijuana every weekend
  5. Spend a million dollars 
  6. Re-sod your lawn every time the drought kills it
  7. Have your bike stolen every month
  8. Consider eating out
  9. Have hobbies
  10. Learn
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Last modified: December 5, 2023

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