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Chemist Discovers First Base

Written by: Sharon Roth

A UCSD chemistry lab shocked the scientific community when Erick Menten, a third-year chemistry major, synthesized a compound with unusual physiological effects. Menten first believed the …

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Snake Path Comes to Life, Eats Anyone in Its Path

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

“This is not like the Rainforest Cafe,” Helpani attested.Photo by Julia Wong After an intense thunderstorm over San Diego, an ancient creature previously residing within Snake …

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For Local Frog, “It Ain’t Easy Being Green”

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

Listen. Listen! Lean in here. All the way down, buddy. You see where I live? This absolutely gorgeous miniature log cabin is my home. I live …

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The Card Readers on Vending Machines Eroded My Trust in Our System

Written by: Andrew Sitko

It’s 2003, and you’re sitting in the lounge of an office building that looks as if the ’90s was swallowed, trapped, and then died here. Your …

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UCSD Fourth-Year Refuses To Admit She Has Peaked

Written by: Aniela Drumonde

“I’m embarrassed for myself,” admitted Hester Corduroy. “Even now, I feel like I’m half present — some part of me is looking on in complete disgust …

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SDPD Uncovers Cannibal Cult

Written by: Everett Ririe

“I don’t need a vaccine to protect me; I have diamond armor,” wrote @fathogjones on Twitter.Photo by Sharon Roth On Sunday, May 29, a squad of …

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