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Sunday Comics

Time to Graduate

Written by: Maria Dhilla

Gandalf == Khosla

Top Ten

Top Ten Worst Parts of 2020

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Worst Parts of 2020 The Epcot ball rolled away, flattening Orlando NPR rebranded as National Private Radio 20th Century Fox killed off Bart Simpson …

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Top Ten Things You Should Buy With Your Stimulus Check

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Things You Should Buy With Your Stimulus Check A special order for a T-shirt that reads: “I went through unprecedented times and all I …

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Top Ten Ways to Seem More Mature

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Ways to Seem More Mature Tell your friends, “Wow, you’ve grown so much,” everytime you see them Order a black coffee and pretend to …

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Top Ten Similarities Between the Senate Floor and the Dance Floor

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Similarities Between the Senate Floor and the Dance Floor There’s a house whip 😉 Sometimes there are bills on the floor You wish Mitch …

Skyboxes

New Plane Has a Corkscrew-shaped Cockpit

Written by: The MQ

Resulting price hike fucks you over

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Discord Mods Confused About New Kitten Adoption Agency

Written by: Gabrielle Hart

“I hate that I actually know what a catgirl is now,” remarked Ahmed.Photo by Sharon Roth The local humane society has just opened up a newly added …

Skyboxes

Local Dog Votes

Written by: The MQ

Has bone to pick with incumbent

Sunday Comics

Plants

Written by: Ram Sivapalan, Bri Arce and Hanaa Moosavi

Capitalistic Exploits and Burrito Binging.

Features

The MQ Makes a Picnic Date

Written by: The MQ

It’s going to be Valentine’s Day in a couple of days, and
you’re already going to be disappointed, what with the
everything going on. So why not get your hopes up even
more by imagining… the perfect date?!