Top Ten Worst Parts of 2020

10. The Epcot ball rolled away, flattening Orlando
11. NPR rebranded as National Private Radio
12. 20th Century Fox killed off Bart Simpson in the 32nd season finale
13. Mathematicians cancelled probability — now either something happens, or it doesn’t
14. The Hindenburg took to the air, hit an iceberg, and sunk
15. Christ came back and was not nearly as good looking as we thought he’d be
16. The announcement of a Riverdale spinoff following Jughead’s twin brother, who is still played by Cole Sprouse
17. The Bass Pro Shops’ pyramid fired an energy blast that wiped Memphis off the face of the earth
18. Kanye West ended his public relationship with Kanye West
19. The letter “F” was permanently removed phrom the alphabet