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Khosla Announces Halloween Costume — Sexy Chancellor
Khosla Announces Halloween Costume — Sexy Chancellor Last week Chancellor Khosla made a public apology regarding his previous year’s costume. “I’m dearly sorry for scaring some …
UCSD to Build Online Security System With Money Gained from Facebook Partnership
UCSD to Build Online Security System With Money Gained from Facebook Partnership Representatives from the UCSD Information Technology Services announced last Friday their plans to improve …
Meninists United Announces Petition to Rename “Herpes” to “Himpes”
Meninists United Announces Petition to Rename “Herpes” to “Himpes” In response to the feminist movements’ emphasis on retelling herstory, prominent members from the meninist movement have …
Local Pastor Promotes Foot Fetish to Combat Premarital Sex
“Remember to leave a little space for Jesus. And socks. It’s sexier with the socks on anyways,” said Pastor Frietche.Photo by Jack Yang This past Thursday, passing …
Hitchcock’s “The Birds” Remake to Feature Bird Scooters
Tickets for the movie start at $1, with 15 cents added per minute.Photo by Jack Yang After 56 years, the Master of Suspense’s 1963 thriller “The Birds” …
CHIPOTLE Discount Revoked For Uncreative PET Costume
CHIPOTLE Discount Revoked For Uncreative PET Costume Local dog owner Jacob Houston was rejected from Chipotle’s annual Halloween discount after his English bulldog’s Batman costume was …
Outcry After Plant Workers Forced to Listen to “Work B**ch” on Repeat
Outcry After Plant Workers Forced to Listen to “Work B**ch” on Repeat Public uproar rocked the internet this past Friday as a controversial video taken from …
