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Khosla Announces Halloween Costume — Sexy Chancellor

Written by: Adam Yoshinaga

Khosla Announces Halloween Costume — Sexy Chancellor Last week Chancellor Khosla made a public apology regarding his previous year’s costume. “I’m dearly sorry for scaring some …

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UCSD to Build Online Security System With Money Gained from Facebook Partnership

Written by: Sage Cristal

UCSD to Build Online Security System With Money Gained from Facebook Partnership Representatives from the UCSD Information Technology Services announced last Friday their plans to improve …

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Meninists United Announces Petition to Rename “Herpes” to “Himpes”

Written by: Sharon Roth

Meninists United Announces Petition to Rename “Herpes” to “Himpes” In response to the feminist movements’ emphasis on retelling herstory, prominent members from the meninist movement have …

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Local Pastor Promotes Foot Fetish to Combat Premarital Sex

Written by: Lily Everheart

“Remember to leave a little space for Jesus. And socks. It’s sexier with the socks on anyways,” said Pastor Frietche.Photo by Jack Yang This past Thursday, passing …

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Hitchcock’s “The Birds” Remake to Feature Bird Scooters

Written by: Pilan Scruggs

Tickets for the movie start at $1, with 15 cents added per minute.Photo by Jack Yang After 56 years, the Master of Suspense’s 1963 thriller “The Birds” …

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CHIPOTLE Discount Revoked For Uncreative PET Costume

Written by: Dan Kaliblotzky

CHIPOTLE Discount Revoked For Uncreative PET Costume Local dog owner Jacob Houston was rejected from Chipotle’s annual Halloween discount after his English bulldog’s Batman costume was …

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Outcry After Plant Workers Forced to Listen to “Work B**ch” on Repeat

Written by: Stephen Lightfoot

Outcry After Plant Workers Forced to Listen to “Work B**ch” on Repeat Public uproar rocked the internet this past Friday as a controversial video taken from …