November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: Andrew Sitko

“Joker” Leaves Local Incel Unsatisfied and Angry

Local man Wade Hursh was spotted yelling and causing a disturbance outside of Reading Cinema in Mira Mesa earlier this month. According to frequent movie watcher Kendrick Tran, Hursh entered the main lobby, fell to his knees and screamed, “This had nothing to do with incels rising up! The lame-stream media has betrayed the battered man once again!” Tran also reported that even though Hursh was causing a disturbance, the crowd was seemingly unfazed by the outrage of the man and calmly passed around him.

Hursh has released a public statement on 8Chan titled, “It’s All So Tiresome.” It reads, “I went into the Joker Movie waiting to be inspired to commit hate crimes against the Zionist rulers who shove equal rights and tolerance into my face daily, but to my utter horror and dismay Joker was a mentally ill man who had no political ties! If anything the only violence inspired was for leftists to rise up against capitalism! I will continue my daily routine of staring at women across the street and getting angry when they don’t shower me in affection and sex.”

Hursh regularly updates his blog on 8Chan after a 7-8 p.m. shift at the Mira Mesa 7/11 and has caused no more disturbances since the incident other than several, regular complaints by female customers who have felt violated by Hursh’s stare.

Managing Editor at The MQ

Andrew Sitko was recently arrested by the comedy police and charged for Possession of Killer Jokes. This is their second offense following a Grand Larceny charge from January 27th, 2003.

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