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Welcome To: “THE META UNIVERSITY XPERIENCE”

Written by: Jack Yang

By Mark Zuckerberg Proud American Hi guys, Zuckerberg here. I’ve always said that the years we spend in college can be some of the most formative …

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Ancestors Hear my plea

Written by: Jerry Wu

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UCSD Implements Inclusivity “Mxndate”, Enforces Binary “Mxntality”

Written by: Sharon Roth

Photo by Sharon Roth After months of anticipation and several strongly worded email from campus TERFs, UCSD is finally rolling out their “Inclusivity Mxndate.” Chancellor Khosla …

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[PLAYABLE GAME] Admiring Art: Love on Library Walk

Written by: Jack Yang

Come Try Your Luck at Nintendo’s Newest, UCSD-themed Dating Sim created by our very own Jack Yang! Click here to learn more!

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You are a robot. Can you find love?

Written by: Sharon Roth

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Can you create content for Clickhole?

Written by: Sharon Roth

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Can you write an essay for your 10th grade English class?

Written by: Sharon Roth

Well, can you? Find out with this interactive click-venture!

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Would You Survive the Jurassic?

Written by: The MQ

Long have you awaited, dedicated reader, for the chance to face your fears. Long have you awaited the moment where you discover if you live, or if you die. This life is not an easy one, oh no, but you can live it with your head held as high as any Brachiosaurus, knowing that you — yes YOU — will survive the Jurassic Period. Or would you?

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Rejected Young Adult Novels of 2020

Written by: The MQ

Sometimes, you really CAN judge a book by its cover. Here are some scrapped young adult novels that were originally set to release this year.

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Quarantine Horoscope

Written by: The MQ

Based on our very scientific analysis of stars and planets and whatnot, we know exactly what you’ve done during quarantine based on your sign.