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Local Phone Charged With Battery
Local phone “Paul’s iPhone” was charged with battery of Anker PowerCore 20100 after a “desperate attempt to stay alive” resulted in the death of the Anker …
Local Scientists Discover New “Soon to Be Extinct” Species
Last month, scientists from the Scripps Institution of Oceanography published an article in scientific journal Nature that delineates a newly discovered species of fish. The species, …
DNC Announces Endorsement Decision Will Be Settled by Battle Royale
This week the Democratic National Committee announced the winner of the Democratic Primaries will be chosen through a “battle royale.” While the details aren’t clear of …
El Chapo Given Pardon by Trump, Becomes New Secretary of Commerce
Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, the former leader of the Sinaloa Cartel who was recently convicted on drug trafficking charges, has been given a presidential pardon in …
Lucky Charms Releases New Limited-Edition Cereal Containing Live Snakes
Lucky Charms recently released a new promotional cereal to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, reportedly taking inspiration from stories of St. Patrick himself by including snakes alongside …
Local Irish Person Comes Out, Favorite Color Is Actually Blue
On March 12, 26-year-old Irish man Brian Thomas decided to tell his family that he preferred blue over green. It had reportedly taken “years of anguish …
Premed Student Downs Four Red Bulls and Adderall Daily, Believes He Will Be a Great Doctor
UCSD premed student Enzo Stephenson recently posted a photo of himself on Instagram posing at his desk with several empty bottles of Red Bull and Adderall. …
Promise You Won’t Get Mad, But …
Promise you won’t get mad? Um, I kind of did a bad thing. But I didn’t mean to do it! It just kind of happened, and …
First-Year Revelle Student Actually Reads the Assigned Reading
On February 15, after seeing “see me after class” as the grade on his first paper, first-year Revelle student Adam Sedah has signfigantly changed his academic …
Local Student Pledges to Join Clubs and Attend Office Hours Next Quarter
Local third-year engineering student Abigail Nelson recently promised herself that she would be more proactive in her college experience by utilizing campus resources and social groups …
