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Local Phone Charged With Battery

Written by: Dan Kaliblotzky

Local phone “Paul’s iPhone” was charged with battery of Anker PowerCore 20100 after a “desperate attempt to stay alive” resulted in the death of the Anker …

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Local Scientists Discover New “Soon to Be Extinct” Species

Written by: MQ Trophy Husband

Last month, scientists from the Scripps Institution of Oceanography published an article in scientific journal Nature that delineates a newly discovered species of fish. The species, …

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DNC Announces Endorsement Decision Will Be Settled by Battle Royale

Written by: Andrew Sitko

This week the Democratic National Committee announced the winner of the Democratic Primaries will be chosen through a “battle royale.” While the details aren’t clear of …

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El Chapo Given Pardon by Trump, Becomes New Secretary of Commerce

Written by: Adian Valdez

Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, the former leader of the Sinaloa Cartel who was recently convicted on drug trafficking charges, has been given a presidential pardon in …

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Lucky Charms Releases New Limited-Edition Cereal Containing Live Snakes

Written by: Rowan Hernandez Cosme

Lucky Charms recently released a new promotional cereal to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, reportedly taking inspiration from stories of St. Patrick himself by including snakes alongside …

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Local Irish Person Comes Out, Favorite Color Is Actually Blue

Written by: Hanaa Moosavi

On March 12, 26-year-old Irish man Brian Thomas decided to tell his family that he preferred blue over green. It had reportedly taken “years of anguish …

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Premed Student Downs Four Red Bulls and Adderall Daily, Believes He Will Be a Great Doctor

Written by: Steven Zhou

UCSD premed student Enzo Stephenson recently posted a photo of himself on Instagram posing at his desk with several empty bottles of Red Bull and Adderall. …

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Promise You Won’t Get Mad, But …

Written by: Sage Cristal

Promise you won’t get mad? Um, I kind of did a bad thing. But I didn’t mean to do it! It just kind of happened, and …

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First-Year Revelle Student Actually Reads the Assigned Reading

Written by: Adam Yoshinaga

On February 15, after seeing “see me after class” as the grade on his first paper, first-year Revelle student Adam Sedah has signfigantly changed his academic …

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Local Student Pledges to Join Clubs and Attend Office Hours Next Quarter

Written by: Quoc Tran

Local third-year engineering student Abigail Nelson recently promised herself that she would be more proactive in her college experience by utilizing campus resources and social groups …