Editorial
Cooking Mama Owes Me Sex
I normally discourage the presence of female protagonists in video games because I believe they are not as strong nor as cool as men…
Apology Island: I’m Sorry for Cheating on Poptropica Speedruns
It’s been a really tough time for me, and I think I owe it to my fans to come clean about the rumors…
I Am the Gamer Who Doesn’t Understand Buttons: This Is My Story
Let’s get one thing clear: I know what buttons are. I wear pants almost every day of my life. That’s not what this is about…
Touch the Sky in Pilotwings! Or Don’t! See if I Care!
What’s up gamers? I’m a nameless pilot, and this return has been a long time coming…
Ache of the Hummingbird Muffin
By Hummingbird M. UffinPastry-Adjacent Food Item Everyone asks how the food is, but nobody asks HOW the food is. I have endured true struggle in this …
I’m the First Engineering Student Without a Superiority Complex: Here’s My Story
By Gabriella HeartEngineering Student I still remember the exact moment when I realized I wanted to be an engineer. It was when I built my first …
I Was the Lone AXE Body Spray Left Behind: This is My Story
After the aftermath of the insurrection on Capitol Hill, reporters searched furiously for the best photograph to encapsulate the experience of what many are calling “the …
I’m Haunted by Successful People Sharing My Name
My name is Mary Smith. Yes, that Mary Smith. I come from a long line of Mary Smiths, as I was named after my grandma, great-grandma, …
I’m Batman
We live in unprecedented times where world-altering challenges such as climate change, racial injustice, and, of course, the pandemic face us at every corner. For the …
Reagan can Trickle Down on MY Economy
By By Richard Montegomery III Future Millionaire Sometimes it’s hard to be living in America, especially right now because of the whole pandemic thing going on, …
