I caught my teenage son eating candy that contains palm oil, which is killing orangutans. I told him off, but he pointed to my obsession with Fiji water, stating that the jet fuel used to transport it did more direct environmental damage than deforestation. I said that it supported the Fijian economy and he retorted with, “Who? The white corporate class that institutionalized poverty among native Fijians?” I called him a commie, and he called me a class traitor. Now we’re both hungry. Can we just ignore our thinly-veiled morals and order some DoorDash? I’m worn out.
– DRAINED DESMOND
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