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why veganism will die before 2050
It seems like vegans are everywhere nowadays. Your (perhaps former) best friend, your neighbors, and even your younger brother are all trying to convince you that …
i trained monkeys to be pyromaniacs; airport security was hell
Brett Davis, Arts and Crafts Major; University of Phoenix If you had told me nine months ago that I would be in the Tanzanian plains training …
how i cured cancer and smashed puss at the same time
Chad Moore, World Famous Physician and Motivational Speaker Ever since I cured cancer, I’ve received many heartwarming letters of thanks and commendation. It makes me happy …
this robot can play any song as long as it’s ska
Magen Spriggs, Roboticist Robots aren’t usually known for their artistic talents. Why would they need them anyway when there’s so much else they could do? But …
i went on a field trip to the zoo and it was fun but mr. brown made us fill out worksheets
Kyle Watson, 7 Years Old Hi. Today was a fun day at school because I saw sloths, and they are my favorite animal. I don’t like …
sleep study confirms that cat’s schedule is ideal
Catherine Hayes, Tired Neurology Student As a human, I think it’s fair for me to say that our circadian cycle of eight hours of sleep, three …
Eight Knives Found in Caesar Salad
The latest in a string of lettuce-related crimes occurred this Saturday in UCSD’s Goody’s Market when a local student found eight pieces of sharp cutlery in …
Local Student Mixes Every Single Energy Drink Available, Projected Not to Sleep Until Next Week
After staying awake for six consecutive days and breaking the former school record, third-year Saturn Smith attempted to break the UC-wide record of 11 days. When …
Trump’s Space Force: “We Will Send the First Americans to the Moon by 2044”
Months after introducing the general public to the concept of an American Space Force, President Trump signed a new policy that laid out plans to establish …
Snakes Celebrate the Day Their Ancestors Immigrated to America
Thousands of snakes across America will celebrate Snake Day, a day honoring their heritage and their ancestors that emigrated from Ireland. Sources from “old folk legends” …
