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SPIN’s Walled Scooter to Revolutionize Campus Commute
“It’s walls-to-walls traffic out there,” said one civil engineer.Photo by Amit Roth Last Wednesday, SPIN CEO Roe Tate posted on X: “SPIN is engineering the future …
UCSD to Become Religiously Affiliated University: ‘All Hail the Warren Bear!’
“I could go either way with the bear, but at least there are fewer people on Library Walk,” said one student.Photo by Julia Wong Following a …
Associated Students Pledges to Fund Federal Government in Case of Shutdown
“I knew there was a reason we had all those CIA recruiters here,” said one third-year student.Photo by Millie You In the wake of ousting Kevin …
RIMAC to Replace All Dumbbells With Shake Weights
“These weights may suck, but at least I can make a protein shake with them,” said Jim Ratt.Photo by Millie You UC San Diego Recreation announced …
Citing Inflation, UCSD Switches Quarter System to Dollar System
“All of these new changes make me feel like a million Dining Dollars,” said one student. “Which is to say, terrible.”Photo by Julia Wong After the …
SPIN Scooters Unionize
“I don’t feel like this strike is going anywhere,” said one scooter. “We’re just spinning in place.”Photo by Millie You As students return to campus this …
Ninth College to Become UCPD’s New Training Center
“I wondered why my laptop wasn’t charging,” said one student. “Turns out they arrested my plug.”Photo by Amit Roth and Julia Wong UC San Diego Chancellor …
Library Discovered to Be Full of Facts
“Wait, gullible is really in here?” said Wu Reeds, sorting through a dictionary.Photo by Farhad Taraporevala Researchers at UC San Diego have published a “shocking” result: …
Eighth College Mandates Construction GE Beginning Fall Quarter
“I heard this was a really easy class,” said one Eighth College student, “but the hats are so hard.”Photo by Sharon Roth and Connor Betterly In …
UCSD Cuts Costs by Hiring Giant Eyeball to Proctor Exams
“It’s a lie,” said one student. “If someone dies during the test, you don’t automatically get an A.”Photo by Amit Roth As students walk into their …
