March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Kaz Nuckowski

Kaz Nuckowski is a Copy Editor for the Muir Quarterly. They are usually found in Half Dome laughing and encouraging students to share their wit or giving their own suggestions to make everyone else laugh. Never doubt Kaz and their skills because they will surprise you, especially when the spread has a comic open and they are feeling inspired!

Features • Other Features

June 1, 2022

Ask Emily Queue: Pride Month Edition

Written by: Aniela Drumonde, Kaz Nuckowski and James Woolley

Articles • Bon Appétit • Editorial • Opinion • Special Issue

May 28, 2022

RSVP

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

In this column, we hunt down recipes requested by you, our readers, to test in our kitchen and print in our magazine. Dear Bon Appétit, I …

Bon Appétit • Features • Special Issue

May 27, 2022

Away

Written by: Aniela Drumonde, Theo Erickson, Jacob King, Kaz Nuckowski, Sharon Roth, Aaron Sonin and Farhad Taraporevala

Articles • Bon Appétit • Features • Special Issue

May 27, 2022

Basically

Written by: Jacob King, Aniela Drumonde, Jeannie Kim, Claire McNerney and Kaz Nuckowski

Bon Appétit • Center Spread • Features • Special Issue

May 27, 2022

Must-Have Gadgets

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala, Aniela Drumonde and Kaz Nuckowski

Sunday Comics

March 9, 2022

Crypt o’ Currency

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Crypt o’ Currency By Kaz Nuckowski

Articles • Campus • News • Online Exclusive Articles • Online Exclusives

January 19, 2022

In Resolution of Third Strike, 64 Employees Receive Conciliatory Turkey

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Photo by Sharon Roth In the spirit of Thanksgiving, HDH and striking 64 degrees employees finally reached a settlement last Thursday. Student employees have had mixed reactions, …

Articles • News • Online Exclusive Articles • Online Exclusives • Politics

December 5, 2021

Following Afghanistan Pull Out, Top Generals Still Looking for Bottom Specific

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Following the “successful” withdrawal from Afghanistan, the chaos in the final moments at the Kabul airport has Top General Meiner and his compatriots in desperate search …

Articles • Local • News • Tech

November 24, 2021

Hanukkah Cut to Seven Days Due to Oil Shortage

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski and Sharon Roth

“The oil lasting for eight days was no miracle,” said Zelda. “Back then, people didn’t live under Joe Biden’s gas prices.”Photo by Sharon Roth As the holiday …

Briefs

October 31, 2021

Aggressive Hurricanes Battle for the Right to Destroy Gulf Coast

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Aggressive Hurricanes Battle for the Right to Destroy Gulf Coast Meteorologists and climate scientists are in agreement that global warming is creating more aggressive weather — …