Farhad Taraporevala
Triangle-cut Pizza: The Story of Success Taken Away
I had my first slice of pizza when I was two years old. My grandmother took me to a place in Brooklyn on the corner of …
The Wheels of Comedy Central Are Turning
“It really takes the laughter out of manslaughter,” stated Barney Medler.Photo by James Woolley On Wednesday, at a joint press conference held by the FBI and …
Scientists Discover Arizona Green Tea Is The Elixir of Life
Scientists Discover Arizona Green Tea Is The Elixir of Life A team of biochemists at UCSD recently discovered that the elixir of life is AriZona Green …
Snake Path Comes to Life, Eats Anyone in Its Path
“This is not like the Rainforest Cafe,” Helpani attested.Photo by Julia Wong After an intense thunderstorm over San Diego, an ancient creature previously residing within Snake …
Jeff Bezos Releases Best-selling Novel, “If You Give a Minimum Wage Worker Respect”
Bezos is slated to release a sequel next year, titled If You Give Your Wife Respect.Photo by James Woolley Last Wednesday, former Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos …
Is it Ever Okay – Gum
Is it ever okay to force my child to swallow gum so they have less room in their stomach?– PENNY PINCHER It depends, what type of …
The Newest Ingredient is Only a Short Flight Away
BY DAHRAF ALAVEROPARAT When I first tried mooondust, it had been a long week. My company’s stock price had dipped after a rough quarter, and I …
Chicago Restaurant Review – Chicag-stop and Enjoy My Lovely Falafel
Chicagoans are always in such a rush, traveling from Sears Tower to Willis Tower, or Willis Tower to Sears Tower. They need to be reminded to …
Dr. Kaplan Tingo – Professor of Biology
Every day at 5 p.m., people line up outside my laboratory in Iowa City, Iowa to receive free, fresh produce. I started this project in my …
