Volume 28
“Zoboomafoo” Reboot Casts Jerma as Iconic Lemur
“Zoboomafoo” Reboot Casts Jerma as Iconic Lemur The children’s classic Zoboomafoo by the Kratt brothers will be rebooted after its original reboot was canceled due to …
27 Best New Products to Buy In 2022
27 Best New Products to Buy In 2022 In a hurry? Need to buy a gift for a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband? Got a special …
Suburban Lawn Care Association Mandates Biodiversity Training
Michaels declared, “Finally, the reign of grass is clover!”Photo by Sharon Roth Burt Lopez, co-chair of the La Jolla Lawn Care Association and owner of the …
The G-Nome
The G-Nome by Julia Wong
Scientists Discover Arizona Green Tea Is The Elixir of Life
Scientists Discover Arizona Green Tea Is The Elixir of Life A team of biochemists at UCSD recently discovered that the elixir of life is AriZona Green …
Chancellor Khosla Sleeps Through Campus Abortion Rights Protest
“Sleep is for the weak. Thankfully, it’s Thursday,” said Khosla.Photo by Sharon Roth In light of the leaked draft opinion on Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health, …
Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting
Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting Photographer Hito Sprintworthy made waves in the art world after traveling six months for …
Top Ten New Laws of Physics
Quarks now have genders If you hold your breath, you can look at the sun We’re all puppets controlled by 11th-dimensional strings Left-handed people can now …
Top Ten Fast Food Secret Menu Items
Top Ten Fast Food Secret Menu Items The pre-pickle The BLTG Gringo style Gummy worm pasta Homosexual special (only available in June) Sour cream and onion …
